How to Train Your Woman
You feminist broads are a bunch of losers. Always sitting around blaming men for your screw ups. Well times are changing, baby. In a few months my book titled “How To Train Your Woman” is going to be published and I’m going to blow the lid off of Phony baloney feminism. Instead of blaming men why don’t you try on some personal responsibility. Ever hear of it? ~Donald
Donald, indeed I have heard of responsibility. What I haven’t heard of, however, is “How to Train Your Woman” – which two years after you’ve written your email I have yet to find in any bookstore, online or off! I must say I’m sorely disappointed, because I was looking forward to reading what would surely be a fascinating expose into the world of woman-training. Would you mind sharing some of your tips? Did any of them involve duct tape and a white van – because if so, you’re exactly the guy I thought you were.