I’ve never been so happy to be boycotted

I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

Therefore, is it any surprise that a huge percent of American men no longer want anything to do with American women, other than using them for easy sex and then throwing them away? Over 50 percent of American women are single, without a boyfriend or husband; so the fact is most American men no longer want to marry American women. Let these worthless American women grow old living alone with their 10 cats.

Well, as a “highly unchaste” cat owner my only reaction to you, sir, is: meh. Something tells me American women will not be sobbing into their pillows tonight over the loss of your companionship. I do, however, hope that your boycott doesn’t mean that you’ll stop sending me these lovely emails. *fingers crossed*