Dear Feminist

Month

November 2011

4 posts

LOL, indeed

LOL your dumb 1/2 the people on earth are better than you because your not a man BAAahahahhahahahah GET OVER IT

I believe you meant “you’re” or “you are” dumb. But whatevs, I’ll let the smart half of the population worry about that. Cheers.

Nov 22, 2011
#grammar
I've never been so happy to be boycotted

I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

Therefore, is it any surprise that a huge percent of American men no longer want anything to do with American women, other than using them for easy sex and then throwing them away? Over 50 percent of American women are single, without a boyfriend or husband; so the fact is most American men no longer want to marry American women. Let these worthless American women grow old living alone with their 10 cats.

Well, as a “highly unchaste” cat owner my only reaction to you, sir, is: meh. Something tells me American women will not be sobbing into their pillows tonight over the loss of your companionship. I do, however, hope that your boycott doesn’t mean that you’ll stop sending me these lovely emails. *fingers crossed*

Nov 10, 20117 notes
#boycott away!
You flatter, sir!

You are a disgusting sub-human. Please go away. That is all. Thanks.

Nah, I think I’ll keep at it. And you’re welcome! (So polite!)

Nov 9, 20112 notes
#perhaps another time
I'll trade you your car insurance rates for our sexual assault rates

Feminism is actually a disease, not an necessity. I would consider any mention of feminism to be sexist, your beliefs are a total joke.

In today’s western society, it is the male that faces discrimination, disparity and injustice in social, political, economic, and legal elements. Men face double standards, and are given very little resources to correct the problem. In fact, men are even ridiculed and called sexist for trying to point out the truth that modern day western feminism had gone too far.

Socially, stigmas and standards have heavy disparity against males.

Why do males pay more car insurance?

Wait, someone called you sexist for saying feminism has gone too far and that women’s beliefs are a total joke? Wow, what assholes. That’s totally fucking shocking. And seriously dude, I am SO sorry about that car insurance stuff. That must weigh heavy on your shoulders. I hope things start to look up…

Nov 8, 201113 notes
#dudes have it tough

October 2011

1 post

Slutwalking Elephants!

So you pple do slut walk? Look at yourself, fat elephant, you and the likes of you don’t need to worry about getting raped. In LA, you’d have to pay for that, dumb broads. Ugly fat digusting twats walking around in undies—nobody wants to rape any of you, unless you buy them drugs. Stupid whore-wannabes…. should hide your cellulite and sagging asses and get some SELF RESPECT. The likes of you promote rape, by your stupid actions. Hop your children will get violently, brutally raped. And yes, I’m a feminist and female. Just the trash like you and your website is polluting the movment and doing disservice, ugly fat pig. Women should have self respect and dress decently—just like men do.

Just so we’re clear - if I buy someone drugs, they may (if I’m lucky) rape me? And you’re a feminist who hopes my children will get violently raped? Ok, got it.

Oct 1, 201111 notes
#self respect clearly doesn't equal spelling ability

September 2011

1 post

Why are feminists so ugly?

Looking over various photos of you something became startling apparent.  This is the most flattering and you are still homely.  Which begs the question - why are so many hardcore feminists so unattractive?

-Dave

Well, Dave - that’s an interesting question! My theory has always been that us feminists make stink-faces all day long from dealing with assholes like you, and like my mother warned - IT STUCK THAT WAY. Seriously, though - I’m sure that you find me super unattractive, what, with the “looking over various photos” of me. *blushes*

Sep 30, 2011
#is that the best you can do?

January 2011

2 posts

How to Train Your Woman

You feminist broads are a bunch of losers. Always sitting around blaming men for your screw ups. Well times are changing, baby. In a few months my book titled “How To Train Your Woman” is going to be published and I’m going to blow the lid off of Phony baloney feminism. Instead of blaming men why don’t you try on some personal responsibility. Ever hear of it? ~Donald

Donald, indeed I have heard of responsibility. What I haven’t heard of, however, is “How to Train Your Woman” – which two years after you’ve written your email I have yet to find in any bookstore, online or off! I must say I’m sorely disappointed, because I was looking forward to reading what would surely be a fascinating expose into the world of woman-training. Would you mind sharing some of your tips? Did any of them involve duct tape and a white van – because if so, you’re exactly the guy I thought you were.

Jan 20, 2011
Stopping to smell the penises

Oh PLEASE! What did your daddy do to you to make you so hateful? You hate men. You hate babies. You make women look like whiny little brats! Women have it great! Life is wonderful! Get over it! Stop and smell the flowers, not the penis you wish you had.

Thank you for your kind note, but I must ask: How do I stop smelling the penis I wish I had? Truly, I’m trying to work this out. I mean, do people smell penises in general? Is this some new thing the kids are doing that I’m not privy to? If so, I imagine it would be much harder to smell if said penises doesn’t exist (outside the confines of my deepest hopes and desires, naturally). Any advice to this end would be much appreciated. P.S. I’m all for your suggestion to stop and smell the flowers, admittedly this is something I need to do more often. Maybe I’ll join a gym or take Italian lessons…

Jan 19, 20116 notes
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